Very little is known about McSpleen at the moment except that he works somewhere in or around New York City, has some sort of technical job, and has a pet named Brillo.
Rather than refer to his co-workers by name, he prefers nicknames. This is most likely done to protect the guilty from their own personal affectations. Therefore, we hear about Boxcutter, the Weapons Grade Bitch, Dr. Manhattan, Fathead, Cupcake Ass, Limey Fredo, DJ Angst, Moron #1, Moron #2, Earwig, Handbag, the Travel-Size Douche, and Director Crackhead among others.
When mailed for a comment recently, we only got his Out of Office:
From: McSpleen
Sent: Friday, July 14, 2010 10:03 AM
Subject: Re: Working from homeI will be out of the Office due to the fact I was kidnapped by
Steve Jobs in retaliation for a blog post where I claimed the
iPhone 4 was a ’99 out of 100.’Demanding to know how I could dock him a point, he locked me in
the abandoned sub-sub-basement of the West Side Manhattan Apple
Store. However, it is very well-lit and the 3G flies down here.He also mentioned the lock on the door won’t work until the next
lock update, but that I’d better stay quiet because it’s not
important to dwell on minor issues.